Even .007, pint-sized super spy, has hobbies.
While such a skilled and in-demand “black ops” secret agent doesn’t have much free time, when he does, he can enjoy any hobby he likes and just pass it off as “role research.”
So let’s say .007 feels like doing some chewing, for example.
Chewing is very satisfying. It is a great way to de-stress, create unique one-of-a-kind arts and crafts, customize various items so they are more to your liking, and encourage your (very sedentary) large featherless assistant to get some exercise by tidying up when you are finished.
Of course, the thicker and crispier the medium, the more enjoyable the hobby of “chewing” can be.
And, on the outside chance your “hobby time” overlaps with your “sleuthing cases” time, you will be just that much sharper when you go to solve the mystery!
Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:
“The Challenge With Chewing”
The curtain is shut when the ticketholders enter the auditorium, but they can hear a slight shuffling sound behind the thick folds….almost as if someone is arranging….paper.
Just as they are starting to debate with one another about what it might be, the curtain slowly draws open and argument is replaced with hushed anticipatory silence….
The. End.
Shannon & Pearl
