Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “The Challenge With Chewing”

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Even .007, pint-sized super spy, has hobbies.

While such a skilled and in-demand “black ops” secret agent doesn’t have much free time, when he does, he can enjoy any hobby he likes and just pass it off as “role research.”

So let’s say .007 feels like doing some chewing, for example.

Chewing is very satisfying. It is a great way to de-stress, create unique one-of-a-kind arts and crafts, customize various items so they are more to your liking, and encourage your (very sedentary) large featherless assistant to get some exercise by tidying up when you are finished.

Of course, the thicker and crispier the medium, the more enjoyable the hobby of “chewing” can be.

And, on the outside chance your “hobby time” overlaps with your “sleuthing cases” time, you will be just that much sharper when you go to solve the mystery!

Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

“The Challenge With Chewing”

The curtain is shut when the ticketholders enter the auditorium, but they can hear a slight shuffling sound behind the thick folds….almost as if someone is arranging….paper.

Just as they are starting to debate with one another about what it might be, the curtain slowly draws open and argument is replaced with hushed anticipatory silence….

Where did you come from? You look thick and….crispy.
Come to think of it, I have been in the mood to do some chewing lately. And my large featherless assistant definitely needs some exercise.
What’s that, “Mom?” Oh nothing. No, I didn’t say anything about you. You must be hearing things again. No, I’m good – you can go back to sitting…..I mean working….
Wait a minute – don’t I know you? Yes, I’m sure of it. A super spy…I mean a famous and feathery actor…never forgets a face.
Well, look, I hate to inconvenience you since you look quite comfortable, but you’re going to have to move. I have chewing to do.
When? Now would be great, thanks for asking. I don’t get much time off, so I’d like to get to chewing right away.
Sheesh. Okay, fine, but just ONE photo with me. Then you have to move so I can do some chewing.

The. End.

GreenHeart

Shannon & Pearl

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Published by Shannon Cutts

Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot and tortoise mama. Dachshund auntie. www.animallovelanguages.com

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