Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “The Empty Metal Spaceship”

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A big part of being successful as an actor is remaining open to the unexpected.

Oddly, the same principle holds true for the best “black-ops” secret agents.

In fact, often the two roles can even seem to overlap, as so much about both winning new fans and busting bad guys boils down to simple serendipity.

You can research and plan and prepare and rehearse as much as you like, but ultimately you either just “have it” (the talent, charisma, star appeal) or you don’t.

For those that have it, being in the right place at the right time and catapulting to superstardom is just icing on the cake (or millet on the waffle), so to speak.

Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

“The Empty Metal Spaceship”

Rumor mills have been spinning with the news that there has finally been “contact” with an alien intelligence.

The most recent supposition suggests this contact may have come in the form of a supposedly empty alien craft that crash-landed here on Earth.

After many meetings and much debate, officials concluded there was only one being with the necessary expertise and poise to serve as ambassador to the odd metal craft. 

Here, in a rare global event, the dramatic re-enactment of that first contact will be held live AND televised to the many hordes of fans tuning in around the world.

Hello. Yes? Yes, I can hear you. Yes, I’m ready to go live. Yes, this is the alien craft that will be appearing with me on the air.
Yes, “Mom,” I feel perfectly safe sitting on top of this craft. No, it is not at all rickety. No, I do not need backup.
Okay, out with it. Where are you from and why are you here? And why are you so empty and full of holes?
You came from a rock far, far away to meet the famous and feathery “black ops” agent .007 because you are a big fan? And you think I look just like him? And your holes are so I can get a good grip while perching on you?
You say you are wondering if I am his brother or something and maybe I could get you an autograph? And your hull is secretly full of waffles? And you will give these waffles to any being on this planet who can get you an autograph?
You have come to the right place, my odd empty metal new friend. On the record, I can’t help you. (Off the record, come see me after the broadcast).

Just then a reporter rushes in, microphone in hand. He is headed straight for the famous and feathery star.

Or at least he thinks that is where he is headed. Instead, he comes face to face with the star’s MommyGuard. At that point, the curtain swiftly closes.

The. End.

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Shannon & Pearl

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Published by Shannon Cutts

Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot and tortoise mama. Dachshund auntie. www.animallovelanguages.com

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