Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “The Long Green Fan”

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When you are famous and feathery and you keep a high public profile, you can attract fans from all walks of life….literally.

Some fans may be local and quite familiar looking to you. And then there are other fans that may be so exotic in appearance and deportment they almost seem to be from a different galaxy!

Whatever the day may bring, the poise and polish of superstardom is sure to come in handy when you are doing your popular VIP meet-and-greets!

Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

“The Long Green Fan”

It is rumored that, immediately following today’s performance, the famous and feathery star himself will be hosting one of his rare and immensely popular meet-and-greets. Here, it goes without saying that the fans are wildly excited – some to the point of fainting before the theater doors even open!

Suddenly a mysterious delegation arrives. Ushers and theater security do their best to clear a pathway for the newcomers, even as they are jostled by regulars who try (very un-stealthily) to sneak in the doors behind the unusual guests.

Greetings to you, my dear new friend! And may I ask what you call yourself?
You say your name is “asparagus” and that you are a revered delicacy dating all the way back to the time of the ancient Egyptians? And that you have come in search of the one with the feathers who is rumored to have the most sensitive gourmet palate on the planet?
Well I am delighted to let you know that you have found the very one you are seeking! And I would be delighted to accept your generous offer of a private taste-testing!
Oh hello, “Mom,” yes – if you could bring the small rectangular flashing device to capture this historic meet-and-greet and taste-test. Yes, we will take the VIP photos right here today.
Yes, “Mom,” just point it right at us. Yes, in this direction. Yes, now is good.

Just then, one of the ushers approaches the mysterious being known only as “Mom” and whispers something in her ear. As it turns out, the “regulars” got so excited about the rumored VIP meet-and-greet that they have all fainted in the aisles – every last one of them. 

With the meet-and-greet canceled for, um, medical reasons, the pint-sized actor and his long green fan are free to extend their visit as long as they wish. And on that note, the curtains snap shut.

The End.


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Published by Shannon Cutts

Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie.

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