Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “The Soft Suspicious Suspect”

Every single day in the life and career of a top secret agent like .007 is guaranteed to be unique.

Whether you go “off the books” in a top secret “black ops” case or spend the day rehearsing for a new role to support your cover identify (of a famous and feathery actor), you are guaranteed to never get bored.

You also have to be prepared to switch roles in the blink of an eye if duty calls. Not surprisingly, this takes a level of flexibility and discretion only the most seasoned agents can pull off.

Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

“The Soft Suspicious Suspect”

As ticket holders arrive for their scheduled showtime, they are told the play has been delayed. No reason is given.

Not to be deterred, they line up right in front of the doors so as to be first inside when they finally do open. 

At last, a full 15 minutes late and several over-excited fainting fans later, the doors swing open. Moments later, the curtain does likewise.

The large and mysterious featherless being addressed only as “Mom” hurries onstage. They have a hushed consult, followed by what sounds like an irritated shriek. “Mom” hurries offstage again. The play resumes.

The. End.

Shannon & Pearl

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