Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “To Catch a Basket Shredder”

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It is a fact of life – when you make a new acquaintance, it can still take awhile to get to know them.

Sometimes they put their best feather forward at first….and then later you get quite a surprise.

Here, the only thing for it is to try to get to the root of things. What is happening, why is it happening and what will stop it from happening?

Clearly, only the most expert “black ops” agents – like .007, pint-sized super spy – with the highest level of security clearance can tackle tough cases like these.

On that note, Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

“To Catch a Basket Shredder”

The audience has been pre-sworn to secrecy. It has been explained that what they are about to witness is top-secret. They can share only the outcome of the case, not the classified methods used to solve it.

Some of them get so excited at this news they faint right away (which ensures they won’t remember any of the classified information anyway).

Oh boy. Oh yes – I can see why they insisted on putting me on this case. This is going to be a tough one, I can tell.
So look here – out with it. What is going on. I know you know who shredded this innocent basket.
Oh, so it’s like that, is it? We can do this the “easy way” or the “hard way.”
Oh good. I love the “hard way.” Commencing with top secret ‘beak testing’ protocols now….
Yes, “Mom?” Well, it’s the strangest thing. I was just commencing with classified ‘beak testing’ protocols when the basket started insisting it shredded itself! So that’s that – case closed.
The paparazzi are requesting an official photo to accompany the story of the solved case tomorrow’s news? Well sure – oh and be sure to get a good shot of my feathery crest and chest….

Flashbulbs start popping….then crashing and cracking as paparazzi faint dead away from “cuteness overload.” The audience soon joins them. When they come to, they will remember nothing….

The. End.

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Shannon & Pearl

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Published by Shannon Cutts

Cockatiel, redfoot tortoise & box turtle mama. Pet & people blogger.

2 thoughts on “Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “To Catch a Basket Shredder”

  1. Shannon, I love hearing of Pearl’s exploits as told by you! PTB. Pearl’s the best!!!

    1. Awww – and Pearl loves his wonderful and creative VIP fan Sharon who just thought up another great acronym to describe him (he agrees and so does his mommy!) <3

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