It is a fact of life – when you make a new acquaintance, it can still take awhile to get to know them.
Sometimes they put their best feather forward at first….and then later you get quite a surprise.
Here, the only thing for it is to try to get to the root of things. What is happening, why is it happening and what will stop it from happening?
Clearly, only the most expert “black ops” agents – like .007, pint-sized super spy – with the highest level of security clearance can tackle tough cases like these.
On that note, Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:
“To Catch a Basket Shredder”
The audience has been pre-sworn to secrecy. It has been explained that what they are about to witness is top-secret. They can share only the outcome of the case, not the classified methods used to solve it.
Some of them get so excited at this news they faint right away (which ensures they won’t remember any of the classified information anyway).
Flashbulbs start popping….then crashing and cracking as paparazzi faint dead away from “cuteness overload.” The audience soon joins them. When they come to, they will remember nothing….
The. End.
Shannon & Pearl
Shannon, I love hearing of Pearl’s exploits as told by you! PTB. Pearl’s the best!!!
Awww – and Pearl loves his wonderful and creative VIP fan Sharon who just thought up another great acronym to describe him (he agrees and so does his mommy!) <3