Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “Tortilla for Two”

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If it was easy to be a top secret agent at the level of .007, pint-sized super spy, everybody would be doing it.

This is just one of many reasons why it is necessary for the best black ops agents to have cover identities. It is impossible to sneak up on suspects when everyone knows who you are!

One of the best cover identities is to style yourself as a famous actor with feathers. This way, if someone does recognize you, you can just remind them you are that famous and feathery actor they’ve been hearing so much about.

After posing for the obligatory celebrity fan selfie, you can simply send them on their way none the wiser.

Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

“Tortilla for Two”

No audience member is permitted inside the theater until literally 30 seconds before the show is set to start. 

Once the doors finally do open, ticket holders rush in, grabbing any available seat when the curtain snaps open and the star suddenly appears.

Hello there. I hear you’ve been claiming you are a “tortilla for two.”
And you are sure that is your complete and final statement? And you don’t have anything further to add?
Well, look. I wasn’t born yesterday. Anyone can see there is only one of you, which clearly makes you a “tortilla for one.”
Oh hi, “Mom.” No, the witness isn’t giving me any trouble. No, he isn’t making any sense either.
Well, yes, he keeps claiming he is a “tortilla for two” even though there is clearly only one of him.
In fact, I can prove to him that he is really a “tortilla for one”….

At this point, the star’s comments become very muffled. All the on-stage microphone is picking up is the sound of munching. 

The. End.


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Published by Shannon Cutts

Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot and tortoise mama. Dachshund auntie.

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