Follow Pearl, Malti & Bruce
Some top secret agents are so top secret that no one is sure if they are real or just the stuff of legend.
Let’s say, for example, that you are .007, pint-sized super spy. Other spies want to meet you to learn all your secrets. Bad guys want to meet you to get bragging rights when they take you down.
And paparazzi wants to meet you so they can have their picture taken with you and prove that you are real (and then write a high-priced “tell all” memoir that gets made into an even higher-priced big-budget blockbuster movie starring their favorite feathery actor!).
Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:
“Who Is Gluten?”
When the box office officially opens for the new one-avian play, the queue is so long and rowdy the theater hires extra security.
It is clear this is no ordinary event. Rumors are flying that, due to the subject matter, .007 himself might actually appear!
(At the mention of the mysterious .007, all three beings begin to visibly tremble. The audience is on the edge of their seats. They are waiting….watching….)
All of a sudden the theater ushers begin to hurry towards the backstage area. The mysterious being the star calls “Mom” rushes out onstage and extends a finger – her feathery charge hops up and they hurry off stage again.
The curtain closes and the fans are left to wonder….who is Gluten? And what connection does he have to .007?
Shannon & Pearl