Thursday Thriller: Presenting Pearl Cutts in “The Great Carrier Escape”

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Everyone knows that feathered beings have much better taste than featherless beings.

So when a featherless being (such as your personal large featherless assistant, for instance) is permitted to go out shopping unsupervised, you just never know what they might bring back.

Sometimes it is something good, like millet or shiny items.

And sometimes it is far, far worse.

On that note, Love & Feathers is proud to present the famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

“The Great Carrier Escape”

Eager theatergoers wait in a throng by the auditorium doors. The moment the doors swing open, the crowd presses inward, already craning their feather-free heads for a glimpse of the famous and feathery star.

What they see instead gives them pause. It looks like a……CAGE.

Just then, the star appears. He is riding on the hand of his personal large featherless assistant (the being they call “Mom”).

You want me to go where, Mom?
You want me to go where, Mom?
Um, no thank you. But I appreciate the thought, Mom.
Um, no thank you. But I appreciate the thought, Mom.
A "carrier?" But I've already got one of those. You know, the one that is much bigger and befits my station as the flock "alpha?"
A “travel carrier?” But I’ve already got one of those. You know, the one that is much bigger and befits my station as the flock “alpha?”
Sigh. Thank goodness I'm .007, a highly trained "black ops" agent who is able to get out of even the stickiest situations.
Sigh. Thank goodness I’m .007, a highly trained “black ops” agent who is able to get out of even the stickiest situations.
First I'll just stretch up like so, and then hook my sharp curved beak onto these white prison bars like so.....
First I’ll just stretch up like so, and then hook my sharp curved beak onto these white prison bars like so…..
No, I do not think it is "roomier" with the top closed. No I don't want to hear your thoughts (yet again) on "avian safety"......
No, Mom, I do not think it is “roomier” with the top closed. And, no, I don’t want to hear your thoughts (yet again) on “avian safety”……

As the curtain swings shut, the being called “Mom” can be heard muttering to herself about “avian safety,” accompanied as she does by an escalating series of distinctly high-pitched shrieks……

The. End.

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Published by Shannon Cutts

Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie. www.animallovelanguages.com

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