Everyone knows that feathered beings have much better taste than featherless beings.
So when a featherless being (such as your personal large featherless assistant, for instance) is permitted to go out shopping unsupervised, you just never know what they might bring back.
Sometimes it is something good, like millet or shiny items.
And sometimes it is far, far worse.
On that note, Love & Feathers is proud to present the famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:
“The Great Carrier Escape”
Eager theatergoers wait in a throng by the auditorium doors. The moment the doors swing open, the crowd presses inward, already craning their feather-free heads for a glimpse of the famous and feathery star.
What they see instead gives them pause. It looks like a……CAGE.
Just then, the star appears. He is riding on the hand of his personal large featherless assistant (the being they call “Mom”).
As the curtain swings shut, the being called “Mom” can be heard muttering to herself about “avian safety,” accompanied as she does by an escalating series of distinctly high-pitched shrieks……
The. End.
Shannon & Pearl
