Being famous with feathers means you always have to keep your (highly trained, black ops, .007) eagle eye out for interlopers.
You just never know when a paparazzi or eager “super fan” may try to disguise themselves and sneak into your casa.
But even if they manage to make it past your perimeter security (supervised by the MommyGuard, and let’s face it, there is still lots more training to do there), you can usually still spot them by how they obviously don’t “blend” with the rest of your staff.
On that note, Love & Feathers is proud to present the famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:
“White Crest Investigations”
The curtain opens to reveal a diverse group of staff members gathered for a meeting.
In their midst is one being with a distinctive – and very noticeable – white crest.
Suddenly, the star strides confidently out into their midst.
Case closed, the star strides off in search of the MommyGuard, who may not be too good at “securing the premises,” but at least she always seems to have a stash of toasting waffles close at hand.
The curtain closes. The audience clogs the aisles, so eager are they to visit the “Small Chef Wafflery” cafe next door to the theater…..
The. End.
Shannon & Pearl
