Thursday Thriller: Presenting Pearl Cutts in “White Crest Investigations”

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Being famous with feathers means you always have to keep your (highly trained, black ops, .007) eagle eye out for interlopers.

You just never know when a paparazzi or eager “super fan” may try to disguise themselves and sneak into your casa.

But even if they manage to make it past your perimeter security (supervised by the MommyGuard, and let’s face it, there is still lots more training to do there), you can usually still spot them by how they obviously don’t “blend” with the rest of your staff.

On that note, Love & Feathers is proud to present the famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

“White Crest Investigations”

The curtain opens to reveal a diverse group of staff members gathered for a meeting. 

In their midst is one being with a distinctive – and very noticeable – white crest.

Suddenly, the star strides confidently out into their midst.

Well, here I am, but something about this gathering doesn't feel quite right.
Well, here I am, but something about this gathering doesn’t feel quite right.
You - yes, the one with the white crest. Are you new?
You – yes, the one with the white crest. Are you new?
Hellooooo.....? Wait a minute. Did you....faint?
Hellooooo…..? Wait a minute. Did you….faint? Sometimes new staffers do faint on their first day, on account of the featheriness and the cuteness and everything.
I'll just nibble a crest feather and see if he comes to.
I’ll just nibble a crest feather and see if he comes to.
Yup....he's out like a light.
Nope….he’s out like a light. He’s not a staffer – he’s got “super fan” written allllll over him.
You -
You – you smell like waffle. That’s it, isn’t it! This super fan bribed you with a waffle to let him in! Where is it? You know you are supposed to turn over all waffle bribes to me immediately. What do you mean “you ate it?” Well un-eat it already. I’m starved!

Case closed, the star strides off in search of the MommyGuard, who may not be too good at “securing the premises,” but at least she always seems to have a stash of toasting waffles close at hand.

The curtain closes. The audience clogs the aisles, so eager are they to visit the “Small Chef Wafflery” cafe next door to the theater…..

The. End.

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Published by Shannon Cutts

Cockatiel, redfoot tortoise & box turtle mama. Pet & people blogger.

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