Waffle Guarding for Beginners

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If there is one being who needs guarding (more than a certain famous and feathery someone, that is), it is the docile, naive and slow-moving “waffle.”

This being is so innocent it would probably try to give you a hug even while you are (um) buttering it up!

And in fact, waffles don’t mind being consumed – it is part of their charm.

But they can be choosy about who consumes them. For this reason, all waffles need protection while they are being ingested.

In this short tutorial, an expert at “waffle guarding” offers advice for beginners.

First. you want to walk right onto the waffle and grip it in your powerful talons.
First. you want to walk right onto the waffle and grip it in your powerful talons.
The moment you have it in your grip, bare your beak slightly so poachers will quickly back off.
The moment you have it in your grip, bare your beak slightly so poachers will quickly back off.
Now you can greet the waffle (who will no doubt be delighted to meet you).
Now you can greet the waffle (who will no doubt be delighted to meet you) and reassure it that it will be well guarded during the “consumption phase.”
Speaking of which....
Speaking of which….

With love (& lots of feathers),

Shannon & Pearl

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Published by Shannon Cutts

Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie. www.animallovelanguages.com

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