Being born cute, photogenic and feathery comes with some advantages….and some disadvantages.
For example, it can be hard to hold the paparazzi’s attention to talk about a cause near and dear to your heart, Save the Waffles, on account of how the moment you walk out onstage and they see “cuteness,” they all tend to faint dead away!
You try to talk about your cause at meet-and-greets with VIP fans, yet when you look out into the vast sea of adoring featherless faces, they all look….starstruck (the few who are still upright, that is).
Chirping softly about it doesn’t help….this just generates a long line of eager ladybirds who are, ahem, to put it politely….looking for love.
And shrieking out your message – well, all that does is bring your panicked large featherless assistant running to rescue and soothe a certain set of clearly ruffled feathers (although to be truthful, that extra toasted waffle snack does make you feel just the slightest bit better).
But the issue still remains – what does an oh-so-suave and solo, vibrant and vivacious, talented and tenacious manly manbird have to do to get the word out about such an urgent need?
Keep trying, of course! So many waffles need saving and there is so little time!
At this point, you may be wondering what YOU can do to help Save the Waffles. (Of course you are – this is why Pearl’s extended flock is the BEST.)
Here are three actions you can take right now to help Pearl & his beloved waffles!
Purchase a copy of Pearl's brand NEW BOOK "Waffles & More!"
“Waffles & More: A Love & Feathers Recipe Book,” is co-written with his Grandma, aka his personal Small Chef.
Every. single. recipe. has been rigorously tested (by feathers) for overall “flavorfulness,” “mouth feel,” “crispiness and crunchiness,” “flingability” and other fine points that separate the good dishes from the great.
ALL – 100% – of proceeds from sales of “Waffles & More” go to support Pearl’s Save the Waffles fund! And in gratitude for your support, Pearl will personally beak-o-graph your book for you!
PURCHASE YOUR COPY OF “WAFFLES & MORE”
Purchase a copy of "Love & Feathers” - Pearl's memoir with his mama!
“Love & Feathers: What a Palm-Sized Parrot Has Taught Me About Life, Love, and Healthy Self-Esteem,” may sound like it is about people, but really it is all about Pearl and how wise he is and how much he has to say about loving yourself, liking your life and making our world a better (prettier, featherier) place. It is awesome!
Every book purchase helps Save the Waffles! A grateful Pearl will beak-o-graph your copy to thank you for your support!
PURCHASE YOUR COPY OF “LOVE & FEATHERS”
Donate to Pearl's personal Waffle Fund!
Did you know Pearl has a Waffle Fund?
For the teensiest weensiest $5 donation, you too can support Save the Waffles!
Every single donation helps waffles in crisis until Pearl can rescue them and send them to a place where he knows they will be completely hidden and safe (the code name for this place is “down the hatch,” but the actual location is extra super top secret, of course).
DONATE TO PEARL’S WAFFLE FUND
P.S. The large featherless being here…..You may have noticed this blog has no ads – those horrid, pesky, deeply unattractive, blinking things that compete with cute feathers and shells for VIP fan eyes. We tried them for awhile to help ease blog maintenance expenses, but Pearl wouldn’t stop trying to bite them and it all just got a bit too distracting.
When you make a book purchase or a donation to Pearl’s Waffle Fund, it sure does help Pearl’s mommy keep a certain feathered “alpha” flock member in waffles….and it also keeps this blog ad-free and in the black (grey and white would be better, of course, but what can you do when your large featherless webmaster obviously has no fashion sense).