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Pearls of Wisdom: Political Correctness

If there is one thing this world always needs more of, it is wisdom. Luckily, Pearl's got plenty of it and he's always happy to share! This week, Pearl offers his Pearls of Wisdom on a topic near and dear to his heart:   "Political Correctness" When you are famous and feathery, it is just a matter … Continue reading Pearls of Wisdom: Political Correctness

Day 101: The “Eggy Fling”

When Pearl's grandparents were just (er) spring chickens, popular dances included "The Twist" (performed by Chubby Checker) and "The Mashed Potato" (performed by James Brown). In each new generation, celebrities create their own legacies by introducing new dance crazes. In this generation, fans goes wild for the "Eggy Fling" - created by none other than music … Continue reading Day 101: The “Eggy Fling”

Day 16: Working the Camera

Being the famous feathery face of Wet Bird Couture is hard work. You need to know which fellow VIP's to flock with (to get more publicity for your line). You need to pick the right featherless assistant to handle your affairs. And, of course, you need to know how to "work the camera." For many, … Continue reading Day 16: Working the Camera

Day 116: The Talent

There is a reason high-level celebrities are known to be somewhat....high strung. It takes dedicated daily effort to deliver your best performance every time - not to mention stay looking so pretty. Sometimes you might get grumpy if you are interrupted during (yet another) practice or personal grooming session. But as "the talent," you know … Continue reading Day 116: The Talent

What a Small Grey Bird and a Mega Pop Star Have in Common

As a recovered anorexic and bulimic going on 10 years now, I continue follow with great interest the ongoing battle between good and evil. That is, between those that want to insist that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, and those who insist "beautiful" only comes in a size zero. This is why I … Continue reading What a Small Grey Bird and a Mega Pop Star Have in Common


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