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Pearl Answers Your Questions: Who is the Fairest?

The large featherless being here.... One of the (many) best perks of being personal assistant to a VIP client with feathers is nonstop opportunities to learn. Now we are delighted to announce Pearl has opened up the Q&A line to YOU, his VIP fans! Ask him anything - we guarantee you he has an answer! To submit … Continue reading Pearl Answers Your Questions: Who is the Fairest?

Day 40: Hello China

Being the official "greeter" for a whole flock is a task only the friendliest of beings can handle. You have to be so outgoing and social you can walk right up to a total stranger and see a new friend-in-the-making. For this reason (and also due to overall cuteness and prettiness) beings with feathers are typically an excellent … Continue reading Day 40: Hello China

Day 4: A Feathery and Fabulous Mentor

When you are famous (with feathers), it simply makes sense that others want to know everything there is to know about you. They want to hear all the details about your life, your minions, your house staff, and the fan following that makes it all possible. Most of all, they dream of being you - the glamour … Continue reading Day 4: A Feathery and Fabulous Mentor

PBS: Parrot Confidential

I only just recently got a chance to watch "Parrot Confidential," a PBS expose on the life of captive parrots. But I had already been hearing about the program for many months, all the while awaiting my opportunity to view it with equal parts eagerness and trepidation. I say this because, as a (slavishly) devoted … Continue reading PBS: Parrot Confidential

Day 138: Falling in Love

The large featherless beings get so excited on "Valentine's Day." But when you have feathers you know that every day is a great day to fall in love. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

Day 128: Subterfuge

Pearl's mommy (aka the large featherless being) here. If you enjoy hanging out with feathered beings all day, you may notice sometimes your small winged sidekick is reluctant to try certain nutritious, tasty, new items you want them to ingest. Here, it is helpful to employ "subterfuge." Say your feathered sidekick loves anything that is … Continue reading Day 128: Subterfuge

Day 121: The Giant Egg

When you are hungry and have lots of feathers, preparation trumps presentation every time. In other words, even though the large featherless waitress persists in trying to take the crunchy outer bits off the giant egg-like object before releasing it to you, you already know a) you are hungry, b) the crunchy bits are tasty … Continue reading Day 121: The Giant Egg

Day 111: Survival Skills

Having wings, a beak, and claws makes you a natural at surviving in your wild environment. But you still need to learn basic survival skills. One especially important activity is to learn how to hide your private stash of victuals. You can do this by leaving a trail only you can recognize. Author: Shannon Cutts … Continue reading Day 111: Survival Skills

Day 109: Instincts

From time to time, your large featherless caretaker might bring home something she calls "herbs" and you call "houseplant." She will try to disguise the houseplant by placing it in a glass full of water. But your can always rely on your keen predatory instincts to decipher the truth. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

Day 108: Microwave

For the ones without feathers, the "microwave" is simply a handy tool for preparing victuals. This is what happens, of course, when one doesn't take the time to stand back and notice the bigger, um, picture. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts


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