The large featherless beings have some strange ideas.
They have some even stranger sayings.
Take “you snooze you lose,” for example.
Like….wha?!?!
Because everyone knows snoozing is for winners.
Snoozing gives you plenty of restorative, refreshing beauty rest.
Snoozing keeps you calm and confident.
Snoozing eases stress and promotes peace.
Snoozing is the best place to go when you don’t know where to go or what to do or how to do it or who to do it with.
This is because when you snooze your brain goes to sleep and your spirit wakes up. And as everyone (with feathers) knows, the spirit is quite, well, spirited. In tune. Inspired.
If all that wasn’t enough, snoozing is also “cuteness-enhancing” (a technical term).
In other words, it is no wonder some beings are so much cuter than others.
Not everyone can grow their own feathers.
But everyone can find five minutes for a restful, cuteness-increasing snooze.
Pearl, Malti, Bruce & their mama
