Roosting in place isn’t always the most fun activity.
But neither is “getting back out there again” – especially when you know that, at any time and without any warning at all, you may find yourself surrounded by super-scary microscopic criminals.
As in, those criminals whose collective name begins with the “C” word.
These criminals are so small even .007, pint-sized super spy himself, has a hard time spotting them!
But you know what they say. If you can’t beat ’em, stay so still they don’t realize they can join you.
Or something like that.
At any rate, this “black ops” super-spy tactic is called roosting. And only the highest-ranking secret agents know how to use it to stay safe.
Luckily, you happen to know a very high-ranking secret agent. Allegedly.
You can use this picture of famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts playing his most famous part, .007, as an instructive guide to learn the ancient art of roosting.
See how he sits very silently and very still? This is world class roosting.

Pearl, Malti, Bruce & their mama