Day 203: Laptop Relocation Tactics

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Despite have drastically different outer appearances, in certain ways feathered beings and their featherless assistants are surprisingly alike.

Take communications preferences, for example.

Both beings without feathers and beings with feathers naturally gravitate to the household glowing silver thing to expedite communications.

While often amicable sharing arrangements can be negotiated, trouble can arise when one being wants to hoard it all to themselves.

For featherless beings (who are clearly not natural strategists) they tend to assume just moving the glowing thing will render it invisible to the feathered member of the household.

As if.

Well hello there, glowing silver thing! I almost didn't recognize you here in this new location!
Well hello there, glowing silver thing! I see Mom’s trying to hoard you again….with her usual level of success.
Oh, I agree! As if simply moving you to this new room would be able to keep us apart!
Oh, I agree! As if simply moving you to this new room would be able to keep us apart!
What's that? I can poop on your keys anytime I want? Well thanks - don't mind if I do!
What’s that? Be sure to hiss and bite when she comes back? That’s a great idea – I’m on it!
I'm so glad we found each other so quickly - I have some urgent communications for the pretty bird who lives inside your screen!
I’m so glad we found each other so quickly – I have some urgent communications for the pretty bird who lives inside you!
A little privacy here, Mom? We're busy communicating. Yes, it could take awhile.
A little privacy here, Mom? We’re busy communicating. Yes, it could take awhile.
Don't worry - let me handle this. I know exactly how to distract her.
Don’t worry – let me handle this. I know exactly how to distract her.
Look, Mom - CUTENESS!
Look, Mom – CUTENESS!
Yup - she ran off to search for your smaller flashing cousin. Knew it.
Yup – she ran right off to search for your smaller flashing cousin….always works like a charm.

Author: Shannon Cutts
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Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie. Freelance writer and author. www.animallovelanguages.com

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