Day 257: Lettuce Leaf Leftovers

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When you live in an interspecies flock, there are only two ways to get good culinary intel.

One, you can sample every dish yourself and decide what is tasty and what is not (although this method, while ideal, tends to be too time consuming to really be practical).

Or two, you could notice the dishes your large featherless assistant and the small shelled being don’t seem to like and assume those are probably the tasty ones.

Oh! That is the exact item I saw the small shelled being refusing to eat earlier.
Oh! That is the exact item I saw the small shelled being refusing to eat earlier.
And my large featherless assistant just left it sitting here.
And my large featherless assistant just left it sitting here, so it seems she doesn’t like it either.
Well hello there! My name is Pearl and I can't help but notice how unappreciated you seem to be around here.
Well hello there! My name is Pearl and I can’t help but notice how unappreciated you seem to be around here.
I know, but that's what happens when you encounter inferior palates. You wouldn't believe some of the things the small shelled being likes to eat!
I know, but that’s what happens when you encounter inferior palates. You wouldn’t believe some of the things the small shelled being likes to eat!
And the large one with no feathers - well, don't get me started. I don't think she has any taste buds.
And the large one with no feathers – well, don’t get me started. I don’t think she has any taste buds.
Speaking of which....
Speaking of which….
You know - your flavor is not half-bad!
You know – your flavor is not half-bad!
Although quite a bit lighter than most of the houseplants I enjoy.
Although quite a bit lighter than most of the houseplants I enjoy.
You're an imported houseplant? Oh, well that explains it!
You are an exotic “wild grown” houseplant? Aha – I knew it! My mom usually hoards those all to herself and won’t let me even try them…

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Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie. Freelance writer and author. www.animallovelanguages.com

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