Day 273: First Class Courting

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Even though James Bond could always get any lady he wanted, he has never skimped on courtliness.

It is all about taking pride in your presentation and bringing your A-game.

Those rare few who have been tapped to follow in Bond’s footsteps are dedicated to carrying forth those same courtly ideals….while still adding in their own unique flair, of course.

Oh there you are, Mom! Check out my new courtly ride!
Oh there you are, Mom! Check out my new courtly ride!
I just know all the ladybirds are going to faint dead away when they see me!
I just know all the ladybirds are going to faint dead away when they see me!
Well of course I mean "faint dead away" as a metaphor.
Well of course I am using the words “faint dead away” as a metaphor.
What's that? "Don't let him open his mouth?" Why not?
What’s that? “Don’t let him open his mouth?” Why not?
Look - I'll take care of the wooing, okay. But you can snap a photo of my courtly bow on my gallant steed.
Look – I’ll take care of the wooing, okay. But here, you can take a photo of me doing my signature “James Bond courtly bow” atop my gallant new steed.
Well I'm not sure what my gallant steed likes to eat. I was thinking flowers.
Well I’m not sure what my gallant steed likes to eat. I was thinking flowers.
You're thinking something meatier? Oh I know - we can ask the Small Chef to make him some pancakes!
You’re thinking something meatier? Oh I know – we can ask the Small Chef to make him some pancakes!
And while I'm thinking about it, ask her to mix me up some waffles too - I'll need some restorative victuals for the road.
Speaking of which, I’d like to place an order of waffles as well – Bond can’t bring his A-game without his traditional “pre-courting” waffle brunch.

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie. Freelance writer and author. www.animallovelanguages.com

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