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Life is full of surprises.
Some surprises are good – great, even.
Some surprises are not so great.
Some surprises are just terrible – wildly infectious and oh-so-confining – the exact opposite of what you ordered.
When a surprise arrives that you really don’t like, then you need to know where to go to complain.
You also need to state your complaint in a very clear language that the surprise can easily understand.
For example, let’s say the terrible surprise is covered all over with tiny spikes – almost like claws.
It is your lucky day!
Because you, too, have claws.
Long, strong, sharp, curved claws.
Now you are ready to let the terrible surprise know exactly what you think of it – and tell it in no uncertain terms to go away right now.
Pearl, Malti, Bruce & their mama