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One of the (many) best perks of being personal assistant to a VIP client with feathers is nonstop opportunities to learn.
Now we are delighted to announce Pearl has opened up the Q&A line to YOU, his VIP fans!
Ask him anything – we guarantee you he has an answer!
To submit your questions: email@example.com
This week’s question comes from Nancy, a featherless VIP fan.
My Bella startles easily. Do you startle easily? You always seems so in control.
This is a great question! I think you may be concerned because your in-house “birdular security system,” Bella, is clearly highly sensitive.
Of course, the most highly sensitive security systems are the most vigilant and secure, and thus they will issue the most frequent alerts.
Some birdular systems like to issue alerts with a round of shrieking, while others may choose to suddenly take flight or begin to hiss and bite. Others will create their own customized “startle response” to make sure the alerts are received asap.
Learning how your system prefers to issue alerts will speed up the response time (aka you running to see what caused the alert and fix it). The faster you respond, the faster Bella will calm down again.
Hope it helps!
With love (& feathers),
….as dictated to his large featherless press secretary
p.s. Remember, you can submit your own questions for Pearl by sending them to: firstname.lastname@example.org (all questions are answered in the order they are received)
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