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There is a reason so many beings aspire to a career in “acting.”
Actors have total creative freedom.
Their minions are slavishly devoted to them.
They get all the best swag.
Plus, they actually get paid to shriek, hiss, strike, bite and molt in public.
Speaking of which, Love & Feathers is very proud to present famous actor (with feathers) Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:
(The curtain parts to reveal the star sitting on top of his cage and staring directly at the audience. Thunderous applause ensues.)
(The sound of a toaster popping in the background can be heard. The star appears distracted….very distracted. The curtain closes.)