Pearl Cutts in “Cagetop Q&A”

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There is a reason so many beings aspire to a career in “acting.”

Actors have total creative freedom.

Their minions are slavishly devoted to them.

They get all the best swag.

Plus, they actually get paid to shriek, hiss, strike, bite and molt in public.

Speaking of which, Love & Feathers is very proud to present famous actor (with feathers) Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

“Cagetop Q&A”

(The curtain parts to reveal the star sitting on top of his cage and staring directly at the audience. Thunderous applause ensues.)

You want my help with a "Cagetop Q&A?"
You want my help with a top secret “Cagetop Q&A?”
And you say this is a case only .007 could possibly solve?
And you say this is a case only .007 could possibly solve?
The suspect steals waffles?
On account of how the suspect steals waffles?
That is a very bad crime. I see why you came to me.
That is a very bad crime. I see why you came to me.
Well look - I can help you, but first we'll need to have a look at my "tech rider."
Well look – I can help you, but first we’ll need to have a look at my “tech rider.”
Well, yes, Mom - you are correct - according to my rider it does stipulate a "waffle break" right now....
Why, yes, Mom – you are correct – according to my rider it does stipulate a “waffle break” after providing 5 minutes of official consulting….

(The sound of a toaster popping in the background can be heard. The star appears distracted….very distracted. The curtain closes.)

The End.

GreenHeartShannon & Pearl

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Published by Shannon Cutts

Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie. www.animallovelanguages.com

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