Featherless beings tend to have unusually short attention spans.
For example, your large featherless waitress sometimes goes into the kitchen to fix something for breakfast.
When she comes back, she may get so absorbed in consuming what she made she forgets you are even there!
So of course this is always a good time to remind her (effective reminders include flapping your wings, shrieking, “cuteness” and of course nibbling or pooping on anything you are not supposed to nibble or poop on).
Poor Mom. She really does have a short attention span. Although I understand – she needs all her focus when she decides to cook something. Luckily this is one of those “just add water” dishes so I know it is safe. Plus it is perfect for practicing my “flinging” skills. I never pass up a chance to practice! Yes, standing right there is fine, Mom. Well maybe back up just a hair. If I make this fling, it will be a new record for me….!With love (& lots of feathers),
Shannon & Pearl
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4 thoughts on “The Breakfast Fling”
How sweet!!! Pearl, you are a darling, makes me laugh out loud 🙂 <3
How sweet!!! Pearl, you are a darling, makes me laugh out loud 🙂 <3
Awww-yes, feathers are great for comic relief!:)
LOL, Pearl! You must show me some if your flings. 😉
He has many, Brigitte!!:)