Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “Big Bowl Breakfast”

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When you are a famous and feathery actor, in order to stay at “maximum feathery fluffiness” for the fans, you need to make sure you eat a balanced breakfast every morning.

This typically involves training a waitress to bring your breakfast to you. So it isn’t an activity you want to just rush into (especially if your waitress happens to be a large featherless being, since they typically need lots of training).

Next, you have to reassure your breakfast that it is in good hands. If you can casually mention that you are .007, pint-sized super spy, they might be so starstruck they don’t even ask any questions (this allows you to get to the “down the hatch” part a lot quicker).

Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

“Big Bowl Breakfast”

The curtain is closed as ticket holders queue up to enter the theater.

This week for the first time (in a clear bid to sidestep the squabbling for prime seats that typically takes place), each ticket has a seat number marked on it.

[NOTE: While everyone behind the scenes agrees the idea itself was brilliant, later on they all concurred it would probably have worked better if the fans had actually noticed they had assigned seating.]

Hello there. I am .007, pint-sized super spy. No, you don’t have to be afraid – I like small crispy beings like you.
Oh no, you are in no danger at all! Now let’s see….who wants to go first?
Oh there you are, “Mom.” Yes, breakfast looks quite satisfactory today. Clearly your waitress training is finally sinking in.
Sure, I can explain again what happens after you go “down the hatch.” You’ll love it – I promise.
Well, let’s just take a group shot, okay? Sure, my large featherless assistant will make sure you all get copies…after. Now back to the question you had about what happens when you go “down the hatch”…..

The. End.


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Published by Shannon Cutts

Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot and tortoise mama. Dachshund auntie.

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