When you are a famous and feathery actor, in order to stay at “maximum feathery fluffiness” for the fans, you need to make sure you eat a balanced breakfast every morning.
This typically involves training a waitress to bring your breakfast to you. So it isn’t an activity you want to just rush into (especially if your waitress happens to be a large featherless being, since they typically need lots of training).
Next, you have to reassure your breakfast that it is in good hands. If you can casually mention that you are .007, pint-sized super spy, they might be so starstruck they don’t even ask any questions (this allows you to get to the “down the hatch” part a lot quicker).
Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:
“Big Bowl Breakfast”
The curtain is closed as ticket holders queue up to enter the theater.
This week for the first time (in a clear bid to sidestep the squabbling for prime seats that typically takes place), each ticket has a seat number marked on it.
[NOTE: While everyone behind the scenes agrees the idea itself was brilliant, later on they all concurred it would probably have worked better if the fans had actually noticed they had assigned seating.]
The. End.
Shannon & Pearl
<3 <3 <3 soooo sweet another time 🙂 🙂 <3 <3 <3
Awwww! Pearl is so happy his VIP fan liked this post!❤️