Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “Green Leaf Rebellion”

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When you are the “alpha” in your flock, you can never drop your guard.

There is always some uppity “beta” who thinks they can do a better job.

As you can imagine, this often requires some serious negotiation skills!

On that note, Love & Feathers is proud to present the famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

“Green Leaf Rebellion”

The crowd is milling about in the lobby, and excitement is high.

Suddenly, a single indignant shriek is heard coming from inside the locked auditorium. The fans fall silent.

The doors swing open, and everyone rushes in.

Just then, the curtain opens to reveal the star himself! He appears to be conversing with a bright green being.

Oh, hello. You are “Green Leaf?” Yes, you are right on time for our appointment. How can I help you today?
You want to take over from me as “alpha” flock member? No, seriously – why are you really here?
[with fierceness] No, that position isn’t currently available. No, it won’t be available soon. No, I don’t think it will be available ever.
That isn’t an answer? Okay, then how about this for an answer!

Just then, the already breathless fans are treated to the sound of one big CHOMP as the being known only as “Mom” rushes on stage.

Hi, “Mom.” No, everything is fine. Yes, I know I’m a very good bird for eating my greens. I believe it is time now for my waffle dessert?

The. End.

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Published by Shannon Cutts

Cockatiel, redfoot tortoise & box turtle mama. Pet & people blogger.

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