Being a famous actor with feathers is not so easy as it might appear. Of course, you are very cute and feathery. Everyone “oohs” and “aahs” when they see you (or at least the ones who aren’t already busy fainting).
And everybody wants a “selfie” with feathers in it, on account of how much better they look in these selfies than in all the other ones.
But not all the fans have the most tact or diplomacy about approaching you. Some will just run up and try to throw themselves on you. Others will try to sneak up behind you. Still others will come in a group, hoping to monopolize your time.
Here is when it really comes in handy to also be .007, pint-sized super spy in disguise. You can use your “black ops” evasive skills as well as your regular skills to turn every interaction to your advantage.
Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:
“Rice Rendezvous”
The stage set is quite plain, except for a group of diverse beings that are milling about. They seem to be waiting for something….or someone.
Just the the star strides out from the back stage area. The audience commences to fainting while the onstage beings begin en masse to move in his general direction.
The mysterious large featherless being addressed as “Mom” simultaneously activates the small rectangular flashing device she is holding and moves closer to the feathery star. As she does this, she begins to emit distinctive “MommyGuard” nonverbal body language.
The being the star referred to as “Mom” has returned, and has brought more security personnel with her: the star’s official GrandmaGuard and GrandpaGuard.
Upon seeing the stern faces of the star’s crack security staff, the terrified group quickly disperses, except for those lucky few selected to have a one-to-one meeting with the star himself….
The. End.
Shannon & Pearl
