Today’s “black ops” secret agents have to be prepared for anything.
Literally. Anything.
With all the strange goings-on in the world lately, an agent’s investigations may take them deep into the dark underbelly of crime here on Earth….or into a whole other world populated by mysterious beings from another dimension.
In fact, part of the challenge is to figure out which is which and where the true threat is coming from. Here, only the most experienced agents (like .007, pint-sized super spy, for instance) will have the necessary skill to tackle such cases.
Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:
“The Long Green Things”
Ticket holders arrive and are informed that choosing to enter the theater may expose them to a security risk of unknown origin. They are told that if they decline to enter for reasons of personal safety, they will receive a full refund of their ticket price.
None of them want to leave. They all queue up to enter the theater, expressing courage to go where their favorite feathery star goes, no matter what. (Although some of them only go there in spirit, due to the usual large number of fainting fans who don’t come to until after the play has actually concluded).
At this point, the mysterious being known only as “Mom” takes out the small rectangular flashing device and begins the formal process of photo-documentation that will eventually determine what galaxy these strange beings hail from.
In the meantime, her pint-sized charge moves on to examine the small quiet brown beings, discovering that they are both flavorful and surprisingly aerodynamic when flung out towards the delighted audience….
The. End.
Shannon & Pearl
