It can be awkward to manage the kind of daredevil double life a top notch secret agent like .007 must lead.
For instance, let’s say you are sent in to handle a crisis-level covert situation at the same time you are supposed to be rehearsing a new play (to uphold your cover identity as a world famous and feathery actor, of course).
This can present quite a conundrum….to lesser beings.
But being .007, pint-sized super spy, you know just what to do to save the day – you just present real-life action as fictional action!
Speaking of which, Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:
“The Watermelon is in the Bag”
As eager fans arrive to see their favorite world famous and feathery actor’s new play, they find the auditorium doors are already open.
Quivering with excitement, each fan hurries into the theater, intent on finding the very BEST seat in the house….which preferably would be right on the stage, if possible.
Predictably, a scuffle breaks out as fans argue with one another over who got there first and who should sit where.
But just then, the star strides on stage. This neatly solves the problem by causing some of the troublemakers to faint and thus give up their front-row seats.
[Here, the heated dialogue abruptly halts, to be replaced by the sounds of juicy chomping.]
The mysterious being the star addresses as “Mom” hurries out to collect the bag and its unwelcome contents.
As the curtain closes, the distinctive sounds of metal on china can be heard, along with more juicy chomping….
The. End.
Shannon & Pearl