Day 117: Flamingos

Nothing says “I’m the prettiest” like a little healthy competition. Say your large featherless sidekick has somewhat of a, um, thing for flamingos. Each time she carries you into your kitchen, there they are again – big ones, small ones, short ones, tall ones, metal ones, stuffed ones – she even has a flamingo candle!ContinueContinue reading “Day 117: Flamingos”

Day 116: The Talent

There is a reason high-level celebrities are known to be somewhat….high strung. It takes dedicated daily effort to deliver your best performance every time – not to mention stay looking so pretty. Sometimes you might get grumpy if you are interrupted during (yet another) practice or personal grooming session. But as “the talent,” you knowContinueContinue reading “Day 116: The Talent”

Day 115: Remodeling

Not every being is born with true architectural talent. If you do have it, naturally you want to use your talent as often as possible. There are so many things to remodel and redesign in the world. Some of the best are made of wicker, which is a material that is both crunchy and easyContinueContinue reading “Day 115: Remodeling”

Day 114: Fine Dining

Today’s “fast food” lifestyle seems to have all but eradicated the lost art of “fine dining.” When you dine in style, it is different from wolfing down a meal on the go. First, you want to introduce yourself to the dish – get to know one another. This is just polite. Next you can carefullyContinueContinue reading “Day 114: Fine Dining”

Wet Bird Couture: The Flat Top

The “flat top” haircut had its official heyday in the 1960’s. Luckily, the flat top cut itself has endured right through to today, no doubt due in (large) part to how, when styled just right, this haircut creates a strip through the center top portion of the head where the scalp can show through. ThisContinueContinue reading “Wet Bird Couture: The Flat Top”

The Movie: “Hungry Cockatiel Tunnels Through Coffee Cake”

The Movie: “Hungry Cockatiel Tunnels Through Coffee Cake”Plot Synopsis: Parties are festive times. While some attendees might hang back out of a misplaced sense of decorum (or table manners) others dig right in. Literally.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePOw1gfYjVwAuthor: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

Day 113: Roosting

Roosting is not as easy as it looks. First, you have to find an advantageous spot – such a spot will have ample protection from the elements, a good vantage point for covert opps (such as stalking the featherless being’s victuals), and of course the comfort of a stable perch. Plus you need to beContinueContinue reading “Day 113: Roosting”

Day 111: Survival Skills

Having wings, a beak, and claws makes you a natural at surviving in your wild environment. But you still need to learn basic survival skills. One especially important activity is to learn how to hide your private stash of victuals. You can do this by leaving a trail only you can recognize. Author: Shannon CuttsContinueContinue reading “Day 111: Survival Skills”

Day 110: Goggles

Sometimes the large featherless beings like to engage in an activity they call “swimming.” Because they are not built for the sea (or the sky for that matter), they need all kinds of special gear to do this. One item you may see them use for “swimming” is called “goggles.” If you can get upContinueContinue reading “Day 110: Goggles”