The Big Perch

If there is one thing that can make even the most virile and manly of manbirds look manlier, it is a big perch. So when a VIP fan sends you a sturdy “manbird-sized” perch, there is only one thing to do – take a photoshoot of yourself posing on it! This way the ladybirds canContinueContinue reading “The Big Perch”

Wet Bird Couture Presents: The Roadrunner

The desert or “greater” roadrunner is a (er) wily avian for certain. Rarely photographed without a delicious prey in-beak, the roadrunner can run faster than any large featherless being (up to 20 mph!) and bring down poisonous rattlesnakes and tarantulas. Roadrunners don’t beep (despite what Disney may have been told) and actually coo like a doveContinueContinue reading “Wet Bird Couture Presents: The Roadrunner”

Left, Right, Waffle

All young beings have to learn about foraging safety. Some have parents or flock mates who teach them, while others must go it alone. The general rule remains the same, however – the tastier the delicacy, the more dangerous it tends to be to bring it down (on account of other hungry poachers as wellContinueContinue reading “Left, Right, Waffle”

Pearl’s “Happiness Is….” (win a FREE BOOK!)

Big or small, short or tall, young or old, rich or poor, feathered or featherless, there is so much happiness to be found in this world. And since Monday is the most stressful day of the week for many featherless beings (on account of something called “work”), Pearl figures it is also the perfect dayContinueContinue reading “Pearl’s “Happiness Is….” (win a FREE BOOK!)”

Signaling Fullness

As far as selecting a large featherless personal assistant, the general principle is “the more attentive, the better.” But this is not always the case when it comes to dining. For example, let’s say your particular large featherless assistant tends to assume you are hungry whenever she is. She also likes to see you finishContinueContinue reading “Signaling Fullness”

It’s in the Bag

While it can be great to dig into a starring role in a big budget Hollywood thriller, the best actors often like to challenge themselves to bring their acting A-game under sparser circumstances. In fact, a truly gifted actor can create a whole theatrical piece with little more than themselves and a stage prop or two. OnContinueContinue reading “It’s in the Bag”

Mashed Potatoes for Fun and Fitness

Not only are mashed potatoes tasty, but they are also great for getting fit. For instance, let’s say your large featherless waitress has served you a generous helping of mashed potatoes for your breakfast. You can dig in and start enjoying them immediately, while at the same time piling your beak high to practice your signatureContinueContinue reading “Mashed Potatoes for Fun and Fitness”

Wet Bird Couture Presents: The Hoopoe

The hoopoe is a very intriguing avian. Best known for its crown of rusty black-spotted feathers (which many believe indicates its royal origin) the hoopoe flies like a butterfly, croaks when disturbed and wheezes during courtship. Males compete for ladybirds by trying to stab their rivals with their long sharp beaks; mama birds secrete yucky liquidContinueContinue reading “Wet Bird Couture Presents: The Hoopoe”