Developing efficient hunting skills takes time, dedication and lots of practice. The wilier the prey, the more skillful the hungry hunter must be. This is why, historically speaking, the best hunters have typically had feathers. For both ancient and modern hunters, the presence of feathers accomplishes two key purposes: It gives you a healthy doseContinueContinue reading “Day 31: Stealth Millet”
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Day 28: Pearl Cutts in “Arugula Interrogation”
With so much competition for VIP fans today, there is nothing like a good, spicy, suspenseful story to keep an audience coming back for more. The more spicy, the more suspenseful, the better. If the story is so spicy and suspenseful the fans faint dead away before it even begins and remember nothing, even better.ContinueContinue reading “Day 28: Pearl Cutts in “Arugula Interrogation””
Day 25: Taking Turns
It is no big secret the large featherless beings aren’t very good at taking turns. This is especially true when it comes to the flock-wide reflective rectangular device with the crispy flingable keys. They can (and do) hog this device for hours without any visible signs of remorse. While it may seem like just oneContinueContinue reading “Day 25: Taking Turns”
Day 22: Art Appreciation
These days, it seems everyone’s a critic. From movies to music to literature and art, this world today is not suffering from any lack of personal opinions. But that doesn’t necessarily mean most of the critics know what they are talking about. Just like you can’t form an educated opinion about music if you don’tContinueContinue reading “Day 22: Art Appreciation”
Day 19: Poms in Paradise
As a busy “A-list” actor with feathers, there is nothing like a vacation getaway to spark fresh creativity. Chances are good you will come back from your trip with so many innovative ideas for new plays that your VIP fans will adore. And if the trip is really reinvigorating, you might have new ideas beforeContinueContinue reading “Day 19: Poms in Paradise”
Day 16: Personal Chef Training
As a famous and feathery celebrity, you know you have really “arrived” when you rate your own personal Small Chef. This is a big deal for two very important reasons. First, it means you will finally be able to enjoy world-class delicacies prepared especially for the notoriously sensitive avian palate. Second, it will keep yourContinueContinue reading “Day 16: Personal Chef Training”
Day 13: Famous and Feathery
When you are multi-talented and covered in soft feathers, it can be pretty challenging to stay out of the public eye. Somehow, even when you think you are traveling totally “incognito,” your VIP fans have their ways of recognizing you. When this happens, of course, you will want to stop and exchange greetings. If theContinueContinue reading “Day 13: Famous and Feathery”
Day 10: Setting the Stage (for Love)
There is nothing like the annual “Day O Love” to let the ladybirds know how you really feel! This takes courage, though. Even if you are the most suave, sophisticated, solo manly manbird, you still want to bring your A-game on this most important of all egg-laying days. If you are lucky enough to alsoContinueContinue reading “Day 10: Setting the Stage (for Love)”
Day 7: Love and Feathers and….Shells?
When you are born covered in fetching grey and white feathers, it typically doesn’t take long to realize you need to hire some help. From taking care of your VIP fans to evading paparazzi, crafting your memoirs to near-daily fashion shoots (not to mention managing your career as the world famous and feathery actor, PearlContinueContinue reading “Day 7: Love and Feathers and….Shells?”
Day 4: Customer Service Basics
There are many advantages to having your own personal large featherless assistant. However, it is advisable to start with one featherless assistant before you add others. This is because, while the large featherless beings are known to be slavishly devoted to feathers, they are not exactly the fastest on the uptake, so to speak, whenContinueContinue reading “Day 4: Customer Service Basics”
