Day Two: Supervision

When you are an efficient avian, there is always something (someone) to supervise. Usually it is the large featherless being, who clearly has very poor prioritizing and time management skills. Just when it is obviously a great time to scratch neck feathers or toast up a tasty treat, she will head over to that noisyContinueContinue reading “Day Two: Supervision”

Day One: Banana!

You just never know what wonders may await when a new day dawns. For instance – today.  Today Pearl ate …. banana. He is (only) 12 years old. But not once – until today – in those prior 12 years has he ever displayed even the slightest interest in consuming banana. Mommy is proud, proud,ContinueContinue reading “Day One: Banana!”

Introduction: 365 Days of Pearl

I have recently decided that Pearl will be immortal. I can’t stand to ever lose him, so it just makes sense. In the unlikely event my (foolproof) plan fails, however, I decided we could get a head start on the immortalization process here. “365 Days of Pearl” will present one special pic & story about myContinueContinue reading “Introduction: 365 Days of Pearl”

The Watermelon Acrobat

Cockatiels are fairly small parrots – sort of like parakeets on steroids. Only slightly taller, slightly more robust, often the objects they want to climb up on and the delicacies they want to sample remain just out of reach. So then it becomes necessary to get creative. For instance, first you want to survey theContinueContinue reading “The Watermelon Acrobat”

Cockatiel Lessons

Facebook can be a wonderful thing. Especially when you can meet folks like Marguerite Floyd, author of “Cockatiel Lessons: how one little yellow bird changed everything.” Marguerite is a fellow parront – a fellow writer – a fellow supporter and fan of all things parrot. Because (in my opinion) there is far too little literatureContinueContinue reading “Cockatiel Lessons”

Wet Bird Couture: The Great Gatsby

So recently Leonardo diCaprio reprised Robert Redford in the role of Jay Gatsby in the classic Paramount Pictures remake of the equally classic film “The Great Gatsby.” Which has spawned the usual ridiculously inflated influx of profits for Warner Bros…..and a host of copycats. Male copycats. Male coiffure copycats. Some of these, er, copycats areContinueContinue reading “Wet Bird Couture: The Great Gatsby”

Fun with Club Sandwiches

As a vegetarian (going on 26 years now) I don’t often find a tasty club sandwich to enjoy. When I go to the restaurant in Houston (Baba Yega) that has them, I can have my veggie club all to myself. When I order takeout, however, the meal may or may not take a slightly different,ContinueContinue reading “Fun with Club Sandwiches”

The New Cupcake Vineyards Spokesbird

This morning we went into the cupboard as usual to fetch a certain feathery someone’s breakfast. We came out with…the new Cupcake Vineyards Spokesbird. I am expecting a call from Cupcake any day offering us a lucrative contract (or at the very least, a free bottle of wine or two! 🙂 )