Wet Bird Couture: The Dragonfly

Dragonflies are beautiful, ethereal creatures. In a happy coincidence, this is not the only quality they share with their equally beautiful counterpart, the cockatiel. For instance, did you know dragonflies are considered (by Wikipedia at least) to be “important predators” that eat mosquitos, wasps, ants and other items humans don’t particularly enjoy? Cockatiels just soContinueContinue reading “Wet Bird Couture: The Dragonfly”

Day 30: Apple!

When you are a parrot mommy, you quickly learn that wonders never cease. Ever. Never ever ever. For instance, let’s say your feathery angel has spent the first 11 years of his life as a bona fide seed-aholic (this is sort of like when a large featherless being is a Cheeto-aholic or a chocolate cake-aholic).ContinueContinue reading “Day 30: Apple!”

Day 28: Seasons…and why we just need one

Cockatiels, like many parrots, hail from exotic tropical places.This makes Houston (aka the warmest, most humid city in America) a perfect alternate home if you are small with downy feathers and a hooked beak.However, occasionally even Houston has its less humid, less warm moments.When these occur, you can use your signature “fluffy feather alert system”ContinueContinue reading “Day 28: Seasons…and why we just need one”

Buffet Line Etiquette

Buffets are great places where everyone can get their unique dining preferences met. As well, because some diners are slower to select their items, if another diner sees something they really really want, it is perfectly fine to rush ahead. (Of course since no one writes down the buffet line rules, making up your ownContinueContinue reading “Buffet Line Etiquette”

Day 26: Travel

Occasionally, your large featherless caretaker may decide to go away to some place where you are not. This is called “travel.” You can usually tell that travel is imminent because small wheeled bags will begin to appear on the floor and your Mom will start to fill them with various things. She may even fillContinueContinue reading “Day 26: Travel”

Day 25: The Vet

If you have long wings, sharp claws, and an attractive pointed beak, you might consider yourself aesthetically blessed. Oddly, the large featherless beings often appear to feel differently. What this means is that, from time to time, you may find yourself in a small room on a metal table. Your adversary will likely be wearingContinueContinue reading “Day 25: The Vet”

Day 24: Music

When you are very musical, it is only natural to want to share your gifts with others. If the others are farther away, increasing the decibel level will ensure everyone gets the chance to enjoy your talents. If you don’t want to go to the trouble of learning a bunch of complicated songs, you canContinueContinue reading “Day 24: Music”