Dance of the Laptop

My parrot is very artistic. Creative. Talented.

He is also an excellent dancer. And extremely dedicated to whatever he does … or wants.

For instance, when Pearl loves something, he would no sooner follow STING’s advice (“If you love someone set them free”) than he would offer me that stalk of crunchy millet I just gave to him.

Rather, when he loves something, he courts it. Stalks it. Jumps on top of it. Stakes it out. Puts big orange warning cones all around it.

My laptop is a perfect example.

Here, witness the rare “greeting/mating dance of the laptop,” choreographed and performed by Mr. Pearl Cutts.

The stage entry is very important to set the right tone. This move says "laptop I must get to you NOW!"
The stage entry is very important to set the right tone. This move says “laptop I must get to you NOW!”
Here is a move called "hands off it's mine!"
Here is a move called “hands off it’s mine!”
A move called "I mean it - it's MINE!"
A move called “I mean it – it’s MINE!”
Pearl calls this move "laptop I love you - no I really mean it!"
Pearl calls this move “laptop I love you – no I really mean it!”
This move is entitled "laptop, you are as pretty as a grey and white cockatiel!"
This move is entitled “laptop, you are as pretty as a grey and white cockatiel!”

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