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Avians on Ladders

Just because you have wings and claws and everybody assumes you are made to climb around on ladders all day doesn’t mean it is easy.

In fact, there is a whole art to making climbing ladders look easy.

Most of it has to do with how pretty you are, of course.

If no one is watching, they won’t realize how difficult it is to stay this pretty while climbing ladders.

So before you even take a step on your high rise ladder, you must make sure everyone is paying proper attention.

Starting with a posture of maximum cuteness gets the preparations off to the right start.
Starting with a posture of maximum cuteness gets the preparations off to the right start.
Next you can look to your left to be sure the audience there is watching.
Next you can look to your left to be sure the audience there is watching.
Looking to your right ensures the outdoor as well as the indoor audience is with you too.
Looking to your right ensures the outdoor as well as the indoor audience is with you too.
Finally, don't forget to look behind you (after all, you look equally pretty from behind so there are no bad seats in the house).
Finally, don’t forget to look behind you (after all, you look equally pretty from behind so there are no bad seats in the house).

Now you are ready.

 

 

 

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