Some parronts may assume the way to their parrot’s heart is through offers of millet, neck feather scratches, or an especially shiny mirror.
And your parrot will happily accept all these things for sure.
But if you want to ensure true, lasting devotion, there is only one thing for it: waffles.
Waffles are everything.
Waffles are so important.
Waffles – especially if they are handmade, organic, fresh and hot off Grandma’s griddle – can win you a permanent priority place in your parrot’s heart.