Day 47: Born Ready

When you have a sleek aerodynamic physique and keen black eyes, you were clearly born ready.

Because opportunity can knock at any moment, your extra helping of natural readiness really comes in handy.

Say, for example, the large featherless being has prepared one of your favorite dishes – steamed broccoli with flingable parmesan cheese topping.

Your natural readiness will ensure you can instantly promote yourself to “preferred diner” status – long before she can think of any effective counter-maneuver to outwit your attempt.

Sticking your nose into the dish right away can instantly dampen resistance from other diners.
Sticking your beak into the dish right away can instantly dampen resistance from other diners.
The more quickly you can generate your primary weapon - the "beak buildup" - the less likely other hungry diners are to wrangle with you during the meal.
The more quickly you can generate your primary portion-guarding weapon – the “beak buildup” – the less likely other hungry diners are to wrangle with you during the meal.
If all else fails (being born ready, you have a large arsenal of tactics in your toolkit) you can display "cuteness." The diner with the flashing rectangular thing won't be able to resist flashing it at you - which also frees up the dish for your enjoyment.
If all else fails (being born ready, you have a large arsenal of tactics in your toolkit) you can display “cuteness.” The diner with the flashing rectangular thing won’t be able to resist pointing it at you – which also frees up the dish for your enjoyment.

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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