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Day 60: Things That Go Crunch

When you have soft, downy feathers and a round, fluffy body, it is easy to see why people think you wouldn’t harm a fly.

Or a cracker. Or anything else that goes “crunch.”

Tender, vulnerable crackers don’t stand a chance, precisely because they see the feathers and think “Oh, I’m safe with this one.”

Or not.

Well, well, well. What have we here?
Well, well, well. What have we here?
In my expert opinion, this delicious plastic bag contains equally tasty, crunchy crackers.
In my expert opinion, this delicious plastic bag contains equally tasty, crunchy CRACKERS.
Wily little suckers, but I'll have the last word.
Wily little suckers, but I’ll have the last word.
Word.
Word.

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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