Furniture – especially wicker furniture – is delicious.
The fact that the beings without feathers have not developed a taste for it is likely due to delayed evolution (aka, oddly, it is not yet considered socially acceptable to leave the dinner table to go gnaw on the host’s tasty new wicker couch).
It is not easy being a culinary trailblazer.
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts