Day 160: Wings!

It is a big responsibility to have beautiful soft feathery wings.

You have to groom them, exercise them, and – of course – learn to tolerate the ongoing admiration others (especially those without feathers) have for them.

Therefore, in order to maximize time available for other favored activities (such as sleeping, eating, and shredding) it is ideal to combine taking care of your wings with fan club sessions wherever possible.

Here is how this can be achieved.

First, stare directly at your fans to make sure they are watching (they nearly always are).
First, stare directly at your fans to make sure they are watching (they nearly always are so this is mostly a formality).
Elevate your crest to signify something exciting is about to unfold (this also gives the fans time to get their cameras ready).
Elevate your crest to signify something exciting is about to unfold (this also gives the fans time to get their cameras ready).
Begin to unfurl your mighty wings.
Begin to unfurl your mighty wings.
Start with some "warmup" flapping.
Start with some “warmup” flapping.
Then you can put on a good show for your fan club members.
Then you can put on a really good show for your fan club members.
Finally, at the end of the show it is only polite to pose for a few more photos.
Finally, at the end of the show it is only polite to pose for a few more fan photos.

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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