Day 172: Inspector Gourmand

Most of the time the large featherless waitress brings pretty good dishes.

But then there are other times.

Sometimes she will put out a new dish and “pretend” she doesn’t want you to have it in hopes she can get you to try it.

Ha.

Clearly she has little experience with “Inspector Gourmand.”

Hmmm. THIS is the dish Mom doesn't want me to sample?
Hmmm. THIS is the dish Mom doesn’t want me to sample?
Mom, even a casual inspection suggests this dish is not delicious.
Mom, even a casual inspection suggests this dish is not delicious.
For starters, where's the green?
For starters, where’s the green?
And these are neither crunchy nor crispy. Plus the bowl is quite small and narrow....not very comfortable seating for a gourmand such as myself.
And these are neither crunchy nor crispy. Plus the bowl is quite small and narrow….not very comfortable seating for a celebrity gourmand such as myself.
Nice try, Mom, but they're all yours.
Nice try, Mom, but they’re all yours.

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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