The large featherless beings have many strange customs and rituals, but one of the strangest is their obsession with bellies that have feathers.
The moment your large featherless assistant sees yours, she just has to kiss it.
Over and over and over and over and over again.
One minute you are just innocently sitting there….
And the next minute….
While you do agree your feathery belly is very photo-worthy, sometimes you need to remind your assistant that the rest of you is very photogenic too.
Luckily, this is easy to do.
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts