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Day 224: Wakeup Call

Along with littleness and soft grey feathers comes a natural inborn preference for luxury.

Gourmet dining, frequent massages……and sleeping in…..each of these forms an important part of your daily “self care” routine.

For those beings with feathers who choose to hire a large featherless assistant, this can mean a continual re-education on the proper process of the “wakeup call.”

For instance, wakeup calls happen when the snoozer is ready (as opposed to when his featherless assistant is ready).

Wakeup calls are a leisurely process – so as to allow for the actual “waking up” part.

Wakeup calls remain incomplete until the morning neck massage is completed to the snoozer’s full and complete satisfaction.

Finally, wakeup calls are private affairs which may only be attended by the press with prior authorization.

In a rare "press approved" wakeup call event, the snoozer is photographed while still under cover of darkness.
In a rare “press approved” wakeup call event, the snoozer is photographed while still under soothing cover of darkness.
Here, the morning "unveiling" slowly progresses.
Here, the morning “unveiling” slowly progresses.
The snoozer gradually adjusts to the bright morning light - and the adulation of attending press, photographers, and (of course) hordes of fans.
The snoozer gradually adjusts to the bright morning light – and the adulation of attending press, photographers, and (of course) hordes of fans.
As the snoozer begins to feel more alert, he may choose to pose for one or two "official" press shots.
As the snoozer begins to feel more alert, he may choose to pose for one or two “official” press shots.
The press have to be quick at this phase, because once the "neck massage" starts the event is quickly closed to the media and the public.
The press have to be quick at this phase, because once the “neck massage” starts the event is quickly closed to the media and the public.

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

 

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