Along with littleness and soft grey feathers comes a natural inborn preference for luxury.
Gourmet dining, frequent massages……and sleeping in…..each of these forms an important part of your daily “self care” routine.
For those beings with feathers who choose to hire a large featherless assistant, this can mean a continual re-education on the proper process of the “wakeup call.”
For instance, wakeup calls happen when the snoozer is ready (as opposed to when his featherless assistant is ready).
Wakeup calls are a leisurely process – so as to allow for the actual “waking up” part.
Wakeup calls remain incomplete until the morning neck massage is completed to the snoozer’s full and complete satisfaction.
Finally, wakeup calls are private affairs which may only be attended by the press with prior authorization.
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts