Establishing ownership can be a touchy subject.
Even if you are extremely cute (which obviously means you have feathers) sometimes the large featherless being can be surprisingly grumpy about giving your things back.
One of your things she has particular trouble letting go of is the silver flat rectangular glowing thing with the nice reflective mirror and tasty keys.
She seems to think that just because you allow her to use it (in service to her role as your assistant, of course) she actually owns the thing.
She also forgets who really owns it with surprising frequency.
So then you have to go through the whole process again of reminding her it is yours (complete with a game of actual Charades – it seems your assistant is more of a “visual learner.”)
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts