The featherless beings are always making such a big deal about something called the “Mediterranean Diet.”
This appears to be somehow connected to their mystifying obsession with reducing roundness.
Sometimes the only way to correct these types of misperceptions is to pretend to join in.
Then you can gently lead them back to where true prettiness can be found (hint: it will always be found in the same place where roundness and feathers are found).
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts