Day 265: The Salad Eaters

Science has long held that the shape, size, and quantity of teeth you have determines what kind of foods you eat.

But what the researchers frequently (always) fail to factor in is – what about beings who don’t have any teeth?

For instance, what if you have no teeth at all, but you can still eat salad like a pro?

While the scientists sit around with their little pencils and clipboards and scratch their heads, the carnivores marvel, and the herbivores stand in line to learn your techniques.

The omnivores (especially the large ones with no feathers) watch in awe, after which they aim those small rectangular flashing devices right at you to capture the miracle for posterity.