Amongst the featherless beings, there is a competition called “Ultimate Fighter.”
In this contest, two particularly large and strong featherless beings give each other everything they’ve got, with the goal to win a stack of crunchy (if somewhat flavorless) green paper.
Of course, when you have feathers, you have to assume they are still playing this outdated game because no one has taught them how to play “Ultimate Predator.”
“Ultimate Predator” is a much better game.
With this game, you get to eat and keep – not necessarily in that order – your opponent.
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts