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Day 304: A Walnut-Flavored U.F.O.

Living life with a featherless being has its perks.

For one thing, no two days will ever be exactly the same.

Some days you may wake up to discover the menu tastes as predictable as ever.

But then other days, you may find yourself face-to-face with a U.F.O….

Unidentified. Flavorful. Object.

In these cases, it is a good thing you are a natural subject matter expert in this area.

Especially since (from long kitchen-related experience) you already know your large featherless assistant has no idea what to do with U.F.O.’s.

Well my goodness. I do believe what we have here is....a U.F.O.
Well my goodness. I do believe what we have here is….a U.F.O.
I can already feel my keen senses springing into action.
I can already feel my innate subject matter expertise kicking in.
As a subject matter expert in this area, it is my job to instantly grasp the nature and flavor of this U.F.O.
I will just subject this U.F.O. to the usual round of tests.
I must say - this U.F.O. is particularly flavorful. I would characterize its flavor profile as "nutty."
This U.F.O. seems particularly flavorful. I would characterize its profile as “nutty.”
I have to say, though - it is remarkably sedentary for a U.F.O.
Although I must say – it is remarkably sedentary for a U.F.O.

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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