When you have feathers, the ways and habits of the featherless beings may seem odd at first, but in time they grow on you.
Especially endearing are the ones who dote on all things feathery.
Luckily, these special featherless beings are easy to recognize.
They are the ones who live to prepare your meals, protect you from the paparazzi, scratch your neck feathers when they itch, admire you, and keep your posh quarters spic and span.
In return, when a member of your loyal featherless support staff falls upon hard times, you are right there to return the favor by providing the kind of comfort only feathers can give.
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts