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Day 341: Trouncing Rival Models

Every highly successful model knows how competitive the modeling industry can be.

New upstart models will challenge you every day, wanting first to emulate, later to supersede.

Clearly, this cannot be tolerated.

Luckily, along with success comes a handy toolkit full of proven “trouncing tactics.”

Best of all, not only is trouncing a rival upstart model satisfying, but it can also be quite fun!

Here is one trouncing tactic that never ever fails.

I am sensing the subtle vibes of "trouncing." Where could it be coming from...?
I am sensing the presence of a rival model. Where could it be coming from…?
Wow - this is new! What a pretty frame - teal perfectly complements my grey and white feathers.
Wow – this is new! What a pretty frame – teal perfectly complements my grey and white feathers. Mom must have picked it out just for me.
Wait. a. minute. Is that....Mom already put a photo of the new shelled model inside!
Hey. wait. a. minute. Is that….did Mom already put a photo of the small shelled being inside!?!
I knew something around here needed "trouncing."
I knew something around here needed “trouncing.”
What is most important is to send a strong, clear message to the rival.
What is most important is to send a strong, clear message to the upstart rival…..
....while also reminding my talent scout of our "exclusivity clause."
….while at the same time reminding my talent scout of our “exclusivity clause” (which also specifically stipulates “no shelled beings”).

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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