Day 347: Birds & Blooms Modeling Audition

When you are full-feathered and fetching, it won’t take long for the talent scouts to find you.

Once they do, you may find your schedule packed with auditions for lucrative “cover model” assignments.

Since you are in demand, you can afford to be choosy.

Which brands you represent is just as important as how good you look on the cover (which, of course, is always very good indeed).

So this is the magazine you want me to evaluate, Mom?
So this is the magazine you want me to evaluate, Mom?
Well, I like their title concept (although we could probably drop the "Blooms" part for a stronger title).
Well, I like their title (although we could probably drop the words “& Blooms” to make it stronger).
And while I do like the current cover model's coloration, he doesn't seem to know how to "work the camera."
And while I do like the current cover model’s coloration, I can see why they want to replace him. He doesn’t seem to know how to “work the camera.”
On the plus side, the pages are thin and crispy - just the way I like them.
On the plus side, the paper they’ve chosen for the pages is thin and crispy – just the way I like it.
Let me ponder these findings for a moment.
Let me ponder these findings for a moment.
Ok, Mom - tell them I'll do it. But be sure to send them my "tech rider" - the one titled "Star Requires Waffles."
Ok, Mom – tell them I’ll do it. But be sure to send them my “tech rider” – the one titled “Model Requires Waffles.”

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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